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The casino that
shows you the math.

Twelve games, one rule: every probability is enumerated and every house edge is printed on the felt — and when a number can only be estimated, it says so. Practice chips only. No accounts required. No tracking, ever.

EVERY EDGE PRINTED 819 AUTOMATED PROOFS PRACTICE CHIPS ONLY OPEN SOURCE
STEP ONTO THE FLOOR

THE FLOOR

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Hold'em vs the World #1
REAL DEALS · SIDE POTS · ALL-IN BROADCAST
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Four-max no-limit against Ace Meridian — a fictional world champion whose every decision is equity simulation, never a script. Share a room link and your friends take the bot seats from anywhere: chat, video, charity nights.
PLAY WITH FRIENDS · FREE
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Hold Trainer
ALL 32 HOLDS · EXACT EV · FULLY EXPLAINED
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Deal five, choose your holds, and see every possible play ranked by exact expected value — enumerated over every draw. Tracks how often you find the best one.
THE HOUSE TEACHES
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Jacks or Better
9/6 FULL PAY · ROYAL 4000 · HINT = THE TRAINER
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The classic machine with a practice bankroll. The Hint button asks the trainer's engine — same enumeration, so the advice can never disagree with the analysis.
FULL-PAY 9/6 — THE GOOD MACHINE
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Roulette
AMERICAN 00 · REAL WHEEL · LATE-DROPPING BALL
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Tap any bet and see its truth: exact probability, payout, and edge over the 38 pockets. The five-number basket isn't offered — the felt tells you why.
EVERY BET −2/38, ENUMERATED
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Craps
PASS · DON'T · FIELD · TRUE ODDS
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The come-out/point cycle with tumbling dice — and free odds at true payouts, labeled what they are: the only fair bet in the casino.
FREE ODDS · EDGE 0.00%
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Pai Gow Poker
FIVE HIGH · TWO LOW · HOUSE WAY, DOCUMENTED
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Seven cards, one decision. The dealer's house way is published and verifiable, the 5% commission is printed, and the edge is simulated on your device — labeled, never dressed as enumerated.
~2.7% · SIMULATED, AND IT SAYS SO
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Blackjack
SINGLE DECK · S17 · 3:2 · EV ON EVERY BUTTON
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Stand, hit, and double each wear their exact expected value, recomputed live from the cards actually left in the deck. No charts, no memory — the enumeration IS the advice.
EVERY DECISION PRICED, ENUMERATED
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Baccarat
PUNTO BANCO · THE TABLEAU DECIDES
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Nobody makes a decision after the bets — which is why every probability here is exact: enumerated from the 8-deck shoe on your device, including what the tie really costs.
BANKER 1.06% · TIE 14.36% · ENUMERATED
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Spanish 21
NO TENS · YOUR 21 ALWAYS WINS
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Blackjack's wilder cousin: bonuses for long 21s, and every decision's expected value enumerated live — watch the strategy diverge from blackjack in real numbers.
EVERY DECISION PRICED, ENUMERATED
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High Card Flush
SEVEN CARDS · LONGEST FLUSH WINS
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Ante, see seven cards, fold or raise up to 3×. The dealer must qualify at 9-high — and the edge is simulated on your device, labeled exactly that.
~2.7% · SIMULATED, AND IT SAYS SO
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Sheep Rodeo
SETTLE THE RANGE · A COACH IN THE BOX
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Hexes, dice, corrals and a rustler against three ranchers. Every number wears its pips (ways in 36), and the Coach marks the best move and says why — it's the same brain the ranchers play by. No wager: this is the study table.
36 OUTCOMES, ALL PRINTED · COACH = THE BOTS' OWN MATH
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Mogul Row
BUY THE BLOCK · OWN THE ODDS
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Deeds, rent, houses and the Lockup against three rivals — and every square wears its exact share of all landings, solved from a Markov chain over the dice, the lockup rule and the card decks. The board is not fair, and now you can see it.
EVERY SQUARE'S TRUE ODDS, SOLVED
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Profile & Leaderboard
OPTIONAL · SYNCED STATS · OPT-IN BOARD
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Playing never needs an account. Make one to carry your chips and trainer accuracy across devices — minimal data, export or delete everything, any time.
TRUST IS THE HOUSE RULE

THE BACK ROOM

Charity Night

Host a private table, and the night plays for something real — without a single dollar ever touching this app. Everyone names a pledge on the way in. Whoever finishes on top doesn't win money; they win the right to choose where everyone's pledge goes.

01 · PLEDGE
Each player names their number joining the room. It's a promise, not a payment.
02 · PLAY
Real hold'em, all night — video, chat, the all-in broadcast, the whole show.
03 · THE PICK
The night's leader chooses the charity and shares its own donation page.
04 · THE HONOR LEDGER
Everyone donates directly on the charity's page, then marks it done. The table celebrates when the last one lands.
HOST A CHARITY NIGHT ›
The app never holds, routes, or verifies money — pledges and the ledger are words between friends. Donations happen on the charity's own site, receipts come from the charity.